Folks, if you ignore Spike Lee, he'll go away. I honestly believe that.

Before you start ignoring him, read this.

Ain't Spike silly?

But for my own purposes, I'm going to find his argument cogent and intelligent.

Tomorrow, in U.S. Federal Court, I intend to file copyright infringement and wrongful use of likeness suits against both The Who for their "rock opera" and fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger, for both their line of Tommy brand clothing and that cologne that gives you the "Tommy smell."

That smell is all mine, and I work hard on it.