What the hell is this crap where Sammy Sosa gets caught with a corked bat? Is it not enough that he's roided up like the Incredible Frickin' Hulk?

This hurts. It hurts because every time I start coming back around to the "Respect Sammy" camp, something happens. Doesn't this put a big old blemish on his eventual Hall of Fame entry?

But more, this hurts because the last 3 guys who've been caught corking bats got 8 and 10 game suspensions. And Sammy's been out most of May, and here lately the Cubs haven't been able to buy a run.

Alright. Let's do that Bobby Hill and Juan Cruz for Mike Lowell trade NOW! He only got 6 RBI tonight!!!!!!!!!

I'll even throw in my roommate and a banana box full of football cards.