From Warren Ellis' blog:

In the What's the World Coming To? File:

I don't think this will help her appeal. After the State took her kids away, this lady took vengeance upon the woman whom the attacker thought had originally complained. Yep. The attacking lady cut the other's hands off with a machete.

Remember Big Stupid Tommy rule 903: It doesn't make you crazy to carry the machete with you at all times...it makes you crazy to pray to the machete.

Though I'm willing to make an exception here.