Potty Problems

This is why people suck.

Some sumbitch at McDonald's thought that it would be funny to lock the toilet stall from the inside, and then leave the stall empty. So when Big Stupid Tommy is nearing an explosive incident, he can't make it into the toilet.

I made it through without soiling myself. However. To the person who played that little prank: There's a special place in Hell for you, buddy.