Vote. It's your Duty

I command ye, my loyal legions of winged monkeys and intelligent alligators:

Go to MLB.com.

Click to Vote for the All Star Team!

And Vote: For Bret Boone. For Javy Lopez. For Corey Patterson. For Gary Sheffield.

Do not, under any circumstances, under penalty of Luke Bushwhacker Underarm Torture, vote for a New York Yankee or a Cardinal of St. Louis. Lo, I care not that Albert the Pujols is a legitimate Triple Crown threat, nor that It is Debatable that Bret Boone is having a better year than Alfonso "God's Gift" Soriano.

Brought to you by the Commission to Give Corey Patterson Some Respect.

Don't hate the Playa. Hate the Yankees.