The Daily News Journal
It was a slow news day in Murfreesboro.
The headline on the Sunday edition of the Daily News Journal reads:
City bans B.O. on the Job: Offensive body odors out in handbook change
The lead paragraph:
Murfreesboro served notice Thursday it expects city employees to show up for work and not smell bad.
Hard nosed journalism, gentlemen. Such is life in a quiet town, I guess. We've got troops dying in the mid-east. We've got the craziest election in years going on in California. A pedophile murdered in prison; people running everywhere in Liberia. And what's more...we have football season opening ridiculously soon!
It's nice to know that Murfreesboro's biggest problem is city workers who don't know how to wash. (Or wear proper amounts of cologne and/or perfume)
As an aside...I would have linked to the DNJ site for the story...but to read stories you apparently have to being a paying subscriber.
It was a slow news day in Murfreesboro.
The headline on the Sunday edition of the Daily News Journal reads:
City bans B.O. on the Job: Offensive body odors out in handbook change
The lead paragraph:
Murfreesboro served notice Thursday it expects city employees to show up for work and not smell bad.
Hard nosed journalism, gentlemen. Such is life in a quiet town, I guess. We've got troops dying in the mid-east. We've got the craziest election in years going on in California. A pedophile murdered in prison; people running everywhere in Liberia. And what's more...we have football season opening ridiculously soon!
It's nice to know that Murfreesboro's biggest problem is city workers who don't know how to wash. (Or wear proper amounts of cologne and/or perfume)
As an aside...I would have linked to the DNJ site for the story...but to read stories you apparently have to being a paying subscriber.
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