Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me?

Dude! I am so moving to California.

Screw Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Screw Larry Flynt, Ariana Huffington, Darrell Issa, Richard Riordan and even Gray Davis!

I'm moving to California. And Voting for Gary Coleman!

Why this warrants only a four line By The Way mention in today's USA Today in the face of the Terminator running, I haven't a clue.

As an aside, it doesn't really concern me at all, because California's all the way over there. But if Ariana Huffington (by some deal with the Devil) were elected, I would start petitioning Congress to bulldoze the state into the ocean.