Labor Day

Today's Labor Day. You know what that means, right?

That's when the Farmer Johanssen walks to his barn, opens the door, and waits.

If his donkey, Leonard the Petulant Ass, comes out of his shack...and if he comes out walking on two legs, it's a work free Two Thousand and Three, but if he's walking on four legs, we all have to work for the rest of the year.

(Sighs Sadly)

I don't understand why we don't just kill that donkey and feed him to the dogs.