More Talk Like a Pirate

In honor of the Cubs series this weekend:

"We're going to sweep the Cubs in four this weekend while the Astros sweep the Cardinals in three and completely break the hearts of very nearly every baseball fan out there."

Talk Like a Pirate, Jim Leyland edition:

"What do you mean there's no smoking in the dugout?"

Talk Like a Pirate, Andy Van Slyke edition

"They kept me instead of Barry Bonds."

Talk Like a Pirate, Tike Redman edition

"My name rhymes with Mike, not Leaky."

Talk Like a Pirate, Kevin McClatchy edition

"I hate Pittsburgh and the Pirates' fans."