The Big Stupid Tommy Friday Five

Since the proprietor of the Friday Five site's too busy to be making questions for the week, I've stepped in to deliver to you, the BSTommy Friday Five.

1. Which would you rather have? Three extra fingers on each hand, or an extra nose right above the one you have? What if there were magical powers bestowed upon each trait?

2. What was something that you worried about, but told yourself to stop worrying, because it was silly, and then have had that thing come true? Was it silly?

3. Who would be the absolute worst celebrity to have to share an apartment with?

4. What is the funniest moment on television that you've ever seen?

5. Do you know personally anybody named Vance?

With thanks to Busy Mom for the saying

Always remember: When all the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Gracias, and good morning.