Imponderable Questions
Why doesn't somebody come to my apartment and do my dishes?
How come nobody's made themselves my patron? To pay me? To create art for them?
Why doesn't money and/or financing just grow on a special tree that I (and I alone) know the location of?
Why is my bladder the size of a pecan? I'm 6'4". My bladder's tiny. And my roommate's in the bathroom.
Which was bigger? A Stegosaurus brain or my bladder?
Why doesn't somebody come to my apartment and do my dishes?
How come nobody's made themselves my patron? To pay me? To create art for them?
Why doesn't money and/or financing just grow on a special tree that I (and I alone) know the location of?
Why is my bladder the size of a pecan? I'm 6'4". My bladder's tiny. And my roommate's in the bathroom.
Which was bigger? A Stegosaurus brain or my bladder?
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