The Lie I Told at Work

I told a co-worker last night that my middle name was O'Malley, and that I was named after the cat Tom O'Malley in The Aristocats. Since it made such an impact on my parents. And I think she believed me.

I also told her that my life story was made into the movie Gremlins. I think (I hope) she was a little more dubious about that claim.