Today's Funny

I'm just about insane due to lack of sleep. I sent this to so many people on my e-mail list that half of you have probably read this already, and those that I didn't send it to heard it in the third grade, and haven't laughed about it since then. But when I heard Chick McGee say it on the radio this morning, I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed:

Did you hear about the guy who farted in church?

He had to sit in his own pew.

Thanks, and good day.