Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Today's Funny

213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the Army

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.


and

183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®

(Saw it at Obscurorant).

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