Cards

Cards

I'm new on my job again. For the next little while, i'm "the New Guy." Which means for the next couple of days I can probably get away with peeing in the corners "because I didn't know where the bathroom was."

What's this stuff with signing cards when I don't know the person it's going to? Apparently, it's an acceptable response for me to say "No, thanks. I don't know the person, and they don't know me."

Should I have been less curmudgeonly and just signed the card?

What if I'd signed it James T. Kirk or Winnie the Pooh?

What if I'd signed it, and also written a huge going away message that took up the entire empty portion of the card?

I stand by my decision.