Oscar Thought: Jack

Oscar Thought: Jack

Did Jack Nicholson get to pick where he sits?

Or did he just boot whomever was sitting next to Keira Knightley out of the seat so he could sit there, next to her?

I mean, it's great to be Jack Nicholson, but that's some kinds of stroke to pull off the Keira Coup.

I've never wanted to be Jack Nicholson any more than I do now.

And keep in mind, I've spent a great deal of my life wanting to be Jack Nicholson.