Chapter MMCCCXXXV: In Which God Hates Florida
Chapter MMCCCXXXV: In Which God Hates Florida
How many times does God have to tell you?
Take a look at this picture here:
Okay, see the "H" that's right around the western gulf coast of Florida, somewhere about Tampa on 8 PM Wednesday? Well, Dad's working over in Orlando right around 8 PM on Wednesday.
And despite his admonitions that he'll "whup that storm a new butthole," I still think he'd rather it meander another direction, owing to that he's aiming to fly out Thursday morning.....
He wants to be back in Tennessee to watch Seinfeld re-runs on Channel 61.
My suggestion that perhaps a station in Orlando shows Seinfeld re-runs was met with a punch to the nuts for "blasphemy."
And it didn't occur to me until later that if a hurricane goes through, some power will be out, and most TV channels would forego Seinfeld re-runs in favor of some manner of "hurricane news."
How many times does God have to tell you?
Take a look at this picture here:
Okay, see the "H" that's right around the western gulf coast of Florida, somewhere about Tampa on 8 PM Wednesday? Well, Dad's working over in Orlando right around 8 PM on Wednesday.
And despite his admonitions that he'll "whup that storm a new butthole," I still think he'd rather it meander another direction, owing to that he's aiming to fly out Thursday morning.....
He wants to be back in Tennessee to watch Seinfeld re-runs on Channel 61.
My suggestion that perhaps a station in Orlando shows Seinfeld re-runs was met with a punch to the nuts for "blasphemy."
And it didn't occur to me until later that if a hurricane goes through, some power will be out, and most TV channels would forego Seinfeld re-runs in favor of some manner of "hurricane news."
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