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I like to call this bit of news "The Unbelievably and Absolutely Authentic and True Story of Motivation Q. Irons, the Imprisoned Cannibal With the Desire and Drive to Take the Power of Others by Eating Their Hearts but a Dreadfully Woeful Grasp of Basic Human Anatomy."
"I ate his heart."
"No you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"No, you didn't. This is the heart. Here in the center. It's fully intact. You ate a piece of lung, looks like."
"Hmm. Tasted like heart."
"It all tastes like heart, you simpleton."
I like to call this bit of news "The Unbelievably and Absolutely Authentic and True Story of Motivation Q. Irons, the Imprisoned Cannibal With the Desire and Drive to Take the Power of Others by Eating Their Hearts but a Dreadfully Woeful Grasp of Basic Human Anatomy."
"I ate his heart."
"No you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"No, you didn't. This is the heart. Here in the center. It's fully intact. You ate a piece of lung, looks like."
"Hmm. Tasted like heart."
"It all tastes like heart, you simpleton."
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