The Pairings Are Up

The Pairings Are Up

Because Joebo never writes....

1. Going to the Olympics
16. Going to the bathroom every 37 minutes, and being pleased by it.

8. Copying Comics using Silly Putty
9. If you could do that with tattoos.

4. Wrestlemania
13. Toyotathon

5. Every Barbershop Quartet, Ever
12. Evil

3. Starscream
14. Chelsea Clinton

6. Having a Nodding Acquaintance with a toothbrush
11. "Ginsu 2000!?! Bitch, it's 2007!"

7. A snowglobe, with a picture of a nude Jennifer Aniston inside it.
10. The best cookies ever put on God's earth.

2. It Being 2/7/2007
15. The Crack of My Ass

The proceedings will begin at Ernest Borgnine's house. Six-ish.

No betting is allowed on the gaming floor. We have tables for that.