A Directive...

A Directive...

Today, I need you to work the word "Dastardly" into everyday conversation. With as little irony or inflection as possible. Make it seem like a word that's in your everyday lexicon. If it is a word in your everyday lexicon, I would like to be your best friend.

For the first use, you get 1 life point.

For every use thereafter, you get .5 life points, with a maximum daily accrual of 4 life points.