Thursday, December 31, 2009

The 2009 Top 10

Holy Shit. I almost forgot.

These were the top ten bowel movements (personal) of the year 2009.

10. April 11 -- 6:44 PM
9. June 29 -- 5:40 AM
8. August 25 -- 4:50 PM
7. August 25 -- 5:37 PM
6. December 2 -- 6:33 AM
5. January 2 -- 6:04 PM
4. December 19 -- 3:38 AM
3. December 21 -- 3:19 PM
2. December 29 -- 7:11 PM
1. May 14 -- 5:55 AM.

Thanks. I thought you'd be wondering. Remember this for future betting: December is a month of rich foods.

4 Comments:

Blogger gooseneck said...

July 5th 6:58am.

Maybe it was the BBQ, or Essie's potato salad... Or even the 1/2 gallon of cheap whiskey from the night before... But yeah. That was a memorable one.

11:35 AM  
Blogger gooseneck said...

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11:35 AM  
Blogger Elisson said...

What... no top ten for the decade?

12:30 AM  
Blogger Snotty Dog said...

I have one daily that is like the WORST part of my day I think.., :-(

11:35 AM  

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