Thursday, June 17, 2010

Thought from the Ass End of the Night, Second Stanza

Hey, what's up?

Just a couple of small thoughts from Thursday morning, at 1:37 in the morning.

First: If you ever, ever get the idea that it would be a good (verging on great) idea to put pork chops on your head, and let gila monsters eat it for money (cash) on a Japanese game show, I need you to quickly figure just how much dandruff you have, and just how much the gila monster will treat it like the greatest treat out of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Never agree to appear on a Japanese Game Show. Chris Farley tried to tell us. But you wouldn't listen,

You just wouldn't listen.

Even your voicemail.

What did I learn tonight? Coriander comes from Cilantro.

Always remember.

You're all buttholes.


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