Thursday, June 03, 2010

Stabbed in the business....

I wish only to link to this story, because it has a phrasing that I enjoyed very much:

Hill grabbed a sword, which was used as a prop, and stabbed a co-worker in the back of the business, police said.

Man. Stabbed in the business. What a horrible way to die.

It strikes me now, as it is the adult industry, that joke actually works on a couple of levels, as the films literally are their business.

I realize I'm likely not writing this well.

Just keep in mind that whenever I write "business" meaning private parts, I'm saying it with a cocked eyebrow. To assure irony.

Heh. Cocked.


Blogger grandefille said...

You have to pronounce it "bidness" to get the best effect, though.

"Stabbed that boy in the back of the BIDNESS, man. I could not believe it. It hurts me just to say it."

You are a good man. A ridiculous man, but a good one. (All the good ones are also ridiculous.)


10:37 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

They caught up with the dude over the weekend and he ended up jumping off a cliff.

11:59 AM  

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