Thursday, June 03, 2010

Stabbed in the business....

I wish only to link to this story, because it has a phrasing that I enjoyed very much:

Hill grabbed a sword, which was used as a prop, and stabbed a co-worker in the back of the business, police said.

Man. Stabbed in the business. What a horrible way to die.

It strikes me now, as it is the adult industry, that joke actually works on a couple of levels, as the films literally are their business.

I realize I'm likely not writing this well.

Just keep in mind that whenever I write "business" meaning private parts, I'm saying it with a cocked eyebrow. To assure irony.

Heh. Cocked.

2 Comments:

Blogger grandefille said...

You have to pronounce it "bidness" to get the best effect, though.

"Stabbed that boy in the back of the BIDNESS, man. I could not believe it. It hurts me just to say it."

You are a good man. A ridiculous man, but a good one. (All the good ones are also ridiculous.)

Hee!

10:37 AM  
Blogger Richard said...

They caught up with the dude over the weekend and he ended up jumping off a cliff.

11:59 AM  

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