Saturday, November 21, 2015

More Media Bullshit

It would seem that those folks at Scholastic Press decided to throw a little shade.

What the fuck?

This just seems uncalled for.

Somebody isn't around to defend themselves, and suddenly you gotta start putting them in the category of Dumbest Damn Dinosaur.

Look.  I've been over this before.  Again and again.

Stegosaurus is a badass.

Total Badass.

The Baddest Badass.

Do you know many dinosaurs that:

  • co-starred in the TV program Cheers?
  • Hit for a career average of .307 in the Major Leagues?
  • Sing Baritone for their community choir?
  • Created the Bacon Cheeseburger?
  • Bodyslammed Andre the Giant nearly nine years before Hulk Hogan did it at Wrestlemania III?

Yet still we hate.

Weak sauce, Scholastic.

Weak Sauce.


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