My roommate Bill and I were wondering: If all the major characters from E.R. had a big battle royal, which would win?

Jerry would be an obvious choice due to his size.

Bill brought up the point that Dr. Romano would fight dirty, and he would have something of an advantage, therefore.

Kerri Weaver, we agreed, would be there near the end, if only because she would hide, stay out of the way and gun down whomever was left at the end.

But after some thought, I gotta go with Dr. Kovac. Because he's foreign, crazy and he beat a man to death.

This is what I do with my time.