I talk about sports too much, huh?

The funniest moments from tonight's Fox lineup:

1. The fact that Homer thinks Lisa's favorite book is magazines.

2. Chuck Mangione's toilet paper fort in Mega-Lo-Mart.

3. When Dale says that the first person to touch the coke machines will be electrocuted...and after we pull Bill's charred body away....

4. Reece getting disqualified for pooping his pants during the farting contest.

5. Andy's friend Keith having tiny, tiny feet.

6. Andy imagining his friend Keith's being unable to grasp the concept of perspective.

7. Andy imagining his friend Keith lactating at the sound of a baby's cry.

8. When the old couple are cleaning the apartment, and the husband calls the wife a "lazy, stupid diabetic."

And tonight's undisputed champion (and probably my current favorite TV show): Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

I watch it. So should you.

"You clean like you process sugar!"