I got a pen in the mail today!!!!!! Perhaps it's a sign! Probably, it's a pen.

It's a Homer Simpson Pen!!!!!

It writes. In blue. That part is great.

But it's all full of Homer Simpson sayings!!!! I laughed myself mad!!!!!

!!!!!

Every time you click the button to get the point to come out, it has a new Homer saying in the window on the side of the pen. My personal favorite: "Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

Diane and Shyam are good people.

That's right. All it takes to sway me is buying me a present.

Did you learn anything today?

There was a moral there.