Subliminal Thoughts

Seen in Missives Anonymous

Word Assocation:

I say … and you think … ?

Miss America:: Overrated
Cherubs:: diapers
Shark Week:: Animal Planet
Sunflowers:: Seeds
Sorority:: Sisters
Grilled chicken:: Barbecue
100:: Dollars
Tickle monster:: Scary
Veronica:: Archie
Slurpee:: Seven Eleven

Please direct any reasonable discussion as to how screwed up I am to my parents, and also my sixth grade math teacher, who nicknamed me "Awful K'Nawful" just because I rammed a four-wheeler into a pickup truck.