The Levels of Hell

Creationists
Circle I Limbo

People Who Still Do Austin Powers Impressions, My roommate Bill
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The Religious Right
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

White Castle, Sports Fans from Philadelphia
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Henry James, Wal-Mart
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Executives of the Fox Network, People who drive slowly in the passing lane
Circle VII Burning Sands

Telemarketers
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

People who Dart around you when two lanes merge, Michael Savage
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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