I hate fish

I don't eat fish. Unless it comes from a tuna can, or it's deep fried from Long John Silver's, so that it doesn't taste like fish anymore.

Also, that baseball team from Miami? I don't care for them, either.

Eleven innings!!???!?!???!!!? I needs my beauty sleep. Lots and lots of it. More than is actually available to me.

The Cubs will be back tomorrow. Messrs. Prior and Wood will carry us through this.

It was nice to see Sammy's bat come alive. I don't guess there's any way now to teach him to stop swinging at the fences.