Today's Funny

A little boy went to his teacher and told her he found a dead cat on the playground.

The teacher asked, "How do you know it's dead?"

The boy replied innocently, "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move"

The teacher, astonished, replied "You did what?"

The boy then stated, "You know, I bent down and went "psssst" in his ear and he didn't wake up!"

Bwahahahahahahaha.

(Hell yeah--Let's the the pedants ruin this one--two e-mails and a Gunny comment explaining how the telephone number trick thing works are all I can take).