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Today's Funny
As you all know, Cubs outfielder Moises Alou (along with Jorge Posada) have stated recently that their secret to batting without gloves is to toughen the hands and prevent calluses by peeing on their hands.
A co-worker confirmed last night that peeing on your hands does toughen them up.
"Yeah, it works," he said with an air of haughty contempt at my even having asked the question.
"Who told you that it works?" I asked.
"Nobody told me," he said, finishing his statement before popping the last of his sandwich into his mouth. "I've been peeing on my hands all my life. It's because I have large hands and a very small penis."
As you all know, Cubs outfielder Moises Alou (along with Jorge Posada) have stated recently that their secret to batting without gloves is to toughen the hands and prevent calluses by peeing on their hands.
A co-worker confirmed last night that peeing on your hands does toughen them up.
"Yeah, it works," he said with an air of haughty contempt at my even having asked the question.
"Who told you that it works?" I asked.
"Nobody told me," he said, finishing his statement before popping the last of his sandwich into his mouth. "I've been peeing on my hands all my life. It's because I have large hands and a very small penis."
posted by Tommy at
07:32
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