Today's Funny

Today's Funny

This joke was told to a group of people at work, and of all the listeners, I was the only that laughed:

A lady, she's been pregnant for nine months, and she goes to the hospital to have the baby.

Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and says "I've got good news, and bad news."

"Give me the good news first," the lady says.

"Well, you've given birth to an 8 & 1/2 pound eyeball."

"An eyeball?"

"Just an eyeball."

The lady is dumbfounded. She's speechless, until she asks:

"If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"

"Well ma'am...it's blind..."