Haircut

Haircut

It seems that the Goodyear people have decided to pay the Detroit Pistons' Richard Hamilton to style his hair in the pattern of the tread of one of their tires.

Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., North America's largest tire maker, paid Hamilton to wear his hair in the style of the tread pattern of the company's Assurance TripleTred product.

Hamilton, who helped the Pistons win last season's National Basketball Association championship, wore the hairstyle two days ago against the New York Knicks in Detroit and plans to keep it for about a week, company spokesman Ed Markey said Monday.

They've decided to pay him. With MONEY. To make his hair like a tire. He also got free tires out of the deal.

FREE FRIGGIN TIRES.

Now, I've kept a buzzcut off and on for the last five years or so.

I'm thinking the Brillo people and I need to sit down and have a talk.

I don't need much money. Or many Brillo pads. Or even tires.

But I do demand compensation....