Actual Conversations From My Life

Actual Conversations From My Life

Today, when checking into the E.R.:

Girl at Admissions Desk: Have you ever had to see us before?
Me: No.

She continues typing.

Girl: Yes you have, it says here...
Me: Really?
Girl: In February 1977.
Me: Oh. When I was born.
Girl: Still counts for our computers.
Me: Yeah, I guess I forgot
Girl: Yeah...you probably had other things on your mind at the time....