Sunday, March 09, 2008

Trap Jaw

Trap Jaw

Tri Clops may have been evil, and could see everything.

But Trap Jaw was a badass.

I mean, it's one thing to have a hook, a claw and a laser cannon for a hand. But it's another thing entirely to be able to traverse a zipline using a divet in your head.

Conceivably, I could have a cannon for a hand.

But I do not believe that I could use my head as a means of travel in such a way.

And though the commercial does not portray this, he could rend metal with his jaws.

You could not do that.



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