Trap Jaw
Trap Jaw
Tri Clops may have been evil, and could see everything.
But Trap Jaw was a badass.
I mean, it's one thing to have a hook, a claw and a laser cannon for a hand. But it's another thing entirely to be able to traverse a zipline using a divet in your head.
Conceivably, I could have a cannon for a hand.
But I do not believe that I could use my head as a means of travel in such a way.
And though the commercial does not portray this, he could rend metal with his jaws.
You could not do that.
No.
Tri Clops may have been evil, and could see everything.
But Trap Jaw was a badass.
I mean, it's one thing to have a hook, a claw and a laser cannon for a hand. But it's another thing entirely to be able to traverse a zipline using a divet in your head.
Conceivably, I could have a cannon for a hand.
But I do not believe that I could use my head as a means of travel in such a way.
And though the commercial does not portray this, he could rend metal with his jaws.
You could not do that.
No.
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