Sunday: Highlighting Another Difference Between Me and President Obama

Sunday: Another Difference between Me and President Obama

Tommy: On Sunday, got ink all over three dress shirts when he unknowingly left a pen in one of the pockets when he did laundry. The extent of the damage is not yet known, but this development has effectively halved the number of shirts he has to wear to work, in the short term.

Obama: On any given day, probably has any number of dress shirts available to him, laundered and pressed. If he leaves a pen in his pocket, and it is laundered, the laundry technician who missed the pen is put before a death panel. Also, if he has "B.O." on one of his dress shirts, it is probably a monogram, and not a reason to change shirts/get sent home from work.