Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Highlighting Yet Another Difference between Big Stupid Tommy and President Barack Obama

Highlighting Yet Another Difference Between Big Stupid Tommy and President Barack Obama

Today, because I am a man, and the world is my toilet, I took a piss out in the yard. Seemed the most convenient and least time-consuming way to go about things. And trust me, with all the scent-washing rain we've had the past day or so (thanks, Ida), I needed these trees to know just whom they belonged to.

President Obama, on the other hand, could not pee out in the yard without (literally, most likely) a federal case being made out of it.

If you're keeping score, it's:

Tommy 3
Obama 1


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