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Dear Online Nerd Diary,

Today was one of those days where for all my best efforts, I felt like everybody was somehow in on the joke but me.

Which is cool. I like jokes.

Sometimes I wish: could it at least be a cool joke? Like, with some Indians talking about the weather, or maybe where a guy asks for golf clubs instead of sex?

Because today, I feel like I'm in a joke that ends with me having to stuff pumpkins up my butt.

I don't like that joke too much.

Tommy