Stabbed in the business....
I wish only to link to this story, because it has a phrasing that I enjoyed very much:
Man. Stabbed in the business. What a horrible way to die.
It strikes me now, as it is the adult industry, that joke actually works on a couple of levels, as the films literally are their business.
I realize I'm likely not writing this well.
Just keep in mind that whenever I write "business" meaning private parts, I'm saying it with a cocked eyebrow. To assure irony.
Heh. Cocked.
Hill grabbed a sword, which was used as a prop, and stabbed a co-worker in the back of the business, police said.
Man. Stabbed in the business. What a horrible way to die.
It strikes me now, as it is the adult industry, that joke actually works on a couple of levels, as the films literally are their business.
I realize I'm likely not writing this well.
Just keep in mind that whenever I write "business" meaning private parts, I'm saying it with a cocked eyebrow. To assure irony.
Heh. Cocked.
2 Comments:
You have to pronounce it "bidness" to get the best effect, though.
"Stabbed that boy in the back of the BIDNESS, man. I could not believe it. It hurts me just to say it."
You are a good man. A ridiculous man, but a good one. (All the good ones are also ridiculous.)
Hee!
They caught up with the dude over the weekend and he ended up jumping off a cliff.
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