I almost got run over by a guy driving a truck today. I didn't care for it, though I'd imagine I'd have cared for it even less had he succeeded. Not that he was trying, necessarily, but he would have accomplished what many others have failed to do through a dumb luck spin of Fortuna's wheel. When he realized what his actions had caused, namely the spilling of the contents of my shopping bag to the ground, he was somewhat apologetic.

A joke:

What did the hat rack say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll stay right here.

Wokka, Wokka, Wokka.