And folks, if you ignore Martin Lawrence, he'll go away. I honestly believe that.

The Titans secure a place in the playoffs, which proves to me that the world (at least the goings-on in the sports world) revolve around me and me alone. I root for the Titans, they go 1 and 4. I say that they'll have a hard time hitting .500, and they win 9 of 10 and win the AFC South.

Now if the Raiders lose, Tennessee has an inside track to home field throughout the playoffs.