The subject of today's Oprah Winfrey show was, apparently, "Oprah argues with her audience about Michael Jackson."

First he invades my prime time news magazines. Then he takes over Oprah. Next thing you know, he's going to show up at NWA-TNA.
I really, really wish Michael Jackson would just go away.

Also, does anybody realize what a racket the Girl Scouts are running with their cookies? You pay something like 17 dollars and you get 4 cookies. If anybody else besides a little girl tried to sell you these, there'd be liable to be a fight. But boy howdy is them little things tasty and stuff.