Just watching the first little bit of the Cubs/Yankees game, and Kerry Wood has some pretty nasty looking stuff, so far.

Why is it that when Kerry has nasty stuff, it's a good thing, and when I have nasty stuff, people yell ridiculous things. "Take a bath!" or "Put that roadkill back on the highway!"

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