There are eight Homers on top of my bookcase.

The first is the Stonecutter Homer. He is Sgt.-at-Arms.
The second is Pin Pals Homer. He Secretary of War.
The third is Yoda Homer. He is Vice-President.
The fourth is Underwear Homer. He is the Cook.
The fifth is Dancing Homer. He is Secretary of Recreation.
The sixth is Radioactive Homer. He is the President.
The seventh is Sunday Best Homer. He is the Treasurer.
The eighth is Homer. He is my hero. He is the Secretary of Beer.