Christmas Tree

Here's how decorate Big Stupid Tommy-style for Christmas, by gum:

1.) Take Christmas tree from storage space. (The tree should already be decorated, with lights and Christmas balls, and should be no taller than 2 feet, because you store it on top of the fridge).

2.) While holding tree in right arm, extend left arm, and wipe everything off end table into a box. (Or the floor. I make a swooshing noise when sweeping everything off the table, but that's optional).

3.) Put the tree on the table. Plug in.

4.) Bask in the beauty of a Christmas Charlie Brown would have a stroke upon seeing.

Feliz Navidad