Today's Directive

Today's Directive

From the Home Office, in Lima, Peru, you the reader are hereby requested to use the phrases "def" and "stupid def" in normal, every day conversation.  Try to work it into your conversation casually.  Don't use it to get a laugh.  Use it to see if anybody notices.  Don't put special emphasis on the words.  Just use it to describe something you enjoyed very much over the weekend.

Example:  We had a def barbecue at my Mom's this weekend.  Uncle Joe cooked up his stupid def ribs.

Thank you, and good morning.