My Name is Tommy, and I'm Somewhat Normal

My Name is Tommy, and I'm Somewhat Normal

You Are 55% Normal (Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

Heh. Shows how much they know. Didn't ask one question about scab collections. Nor is there any reference to the strange mystery of how car parts, lawn decorations and pets keep disappearing from my neighbors' homes, where ever I live.

And don't get me started about how I start crying anytime I hear "The Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel. And not just weeping, either. Huge, rib-cracking sobs.