Friday, May 13, 2005

You Know You Want One

You Know You Want One

Have you bought a T-Shirt yet?

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Judging by my sales figures, you haven't. Unless your name is Gooseneck, or Jerri, or somebody who will remain nameless out in California (throw a shout out, if you're reading).

I know what you're thinking.

"Tommy, I don't want to be like all those other goofuses who are wearing the One With Nature T-Shirt."

Well, let's do the math.

I'll just talk America for a second. What do we have here in this country? 300 million people? So far, a mere three Americans (or should we count Iowans?) have bought the shirt.

So, say you're the fourth.

300 mil divided by 4 is 75 million.

You'd still be one in 75 million.

The chances are virtually nil that you'll meet up with somebody wearing the One With Nature shirt. That is, unless you all happen to attend the first annual BSTommy Convention and Yard Sale, to be held in the Fall of 2008.

So. Buy a shirt. You know you want one. Contribute to the Tommy Needs Food Fund.

My Cafe Press store.

Now with several new products.

I say again, that it is time for a couple of you to put your money where your mouth is.

The One With Nature T-Shirt.....

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