Note to Self

Note to Self

Self, I know you're busy, what with all that sitting on the couch watching television you've got to do, but I just need you to listen to me for a moment....

Yes. Egg Rolls are tasty.

But on a day where you'll be doing a lot of stooping, bending and squatting...I can think of better things to eat for lunch than deep fried egg and cabbage.

Just sayin', is all. The cows put out enough methane.